Cryptids, Not Crypto

CRYPTIDS, NOT CRYPTO

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Look, man—we’ve gotta be honest with you. We’re just not into your crypto. No interest. None.?

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You know what’s dope as hell, though? CRYPTOZOOLOGY.?

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Let’s get down to brass tacks and look at the cryptid facts at hand:?

Who cares about blockchain when you *could* be talking about BIGFOOT?

Who gives a hoot about your decentralization when waxing poetic about the DOVER DEMON is where it’s at?

Nobody wants to hear you jabbering about your mining operation when we could be swapping tales about MOTHMAN.

Algorithms? Please. ALLIGATORS IN SEWERS is where the conversation’s at.

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Sorry to disappoint, you scrappy tech hustler entrepreneur, you—you can harangue us all you'd like with talk of inflection points, paradigm shifts, and the lack of fungibility of your tokens...but the ONLY crypto worth discussing is CRYPTOZOOLOGY.

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